1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
بواسطة GashPash فبراير/شباط 9, 2010
The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
بواسطة Blake A. Eveleigh مايو/أيار 24, 2008
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
بواسطة Captn Luke فبراير/شباط 27, 2007
Refers to a womans vagina
She had a sweet dripping crumpet.
بواسطة crumpetboy أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 19, 2004
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
بواسطة FannyMay أغسطس/آب 29, 2009
Vagina, pussy, minge.
Lets go butter some crumpets lads.
بواسطة JOE B SPECIAL مايو/أيار 26, 2009
A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.
Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!
بواسطة the triple threat gang مارس/آذَار 21, 2008
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