A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
بواسطة KiwiGarlic123 سبتمبر 12, 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
بواسطة cheesygrins فبراير 16, 2010
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
بواسطة Bradly J. mitchell اكتوبر 23, 2007
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
بواسطة pea123456 فبراير 6, 2013
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?
بواسطة r0x0rmyj0x0rz ابريل 3, 2004
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
بواسطة Captn Luke فبراير 26, 2007
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
بواسطة The One Guy سبتمبر 27, 2007

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