Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".
Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"
Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."
Jebidiah- deep in thought..
"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!
And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...