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It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken
Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!
بواسطة 2girls1cup نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 12, 2007

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A promiscuous female who does not care to have good hygiene habits or safe sex. A slutty woman with high risk of STD's, other disease or, parasites like; lice, crabs, fungus, etc.
Josh said he picked up something from that cootie queen he saw the other night.
بواسطة joemon554 نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 17, 2007

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One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.
"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"
بواسطة Andrew Coppola يناير/كانون الثّاني 29, 2008

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