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A device used for nun masturbation.
People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.
بواسطة erokke يوليو/تمُّوز 11, 2004
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.
بواسطة daywalker. أغسطس/آب 26, 2009
A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it
بواسطة ihunt4bieber يناير/كانون الثّاني 21, 2010
Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.
Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!
بواسطة St. Clare's يناير/كانون الثّاني 2, 2006
Another word for a tampon.
Here, I'll buy you a candle. *No fucking pads...cheap losers.*
بواسطة azclawson يوليو/تمُّوز 19, 2010
a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle
Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"
بواسطة Brizzy Izzy يوليو/تمُّوز 25, 2011
a person with red pubes

aka red haired kid (ginger) with red pubes
dude zack is such a fucking candle

red in the head fire in the bed
بواسطة say WhAt!?!?1 ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 22, 2008
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