Remotely related to the human race. In reality, penguins that smoke weed to imply their connection to humanity. Very weak minded, as Canadia is not a real place and is in fact a figment of our imagination. It is the giant desolate landmass that penguins have been able to light up with rocks and wood.
Nigga have you seen that Canadian? - Real African
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American

Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian
بواسطة Jewish Mewtwo a.k.a. Moses ديسمبر 5, 2008
A slang term for African Americans used by a small, but growing group of people in Indiana and Chicago. The term was created as a substitute for the pejorative, Nigger, in order to express the term but avoid any conflicts.
God damn Canadians.

...there were a bunch of Canadians standing outside the club so I sprinted as fast as I could.
بواسطة R.A. C.R. R.N. D.M. J.C. J.F. يوليو 24, 2006
A self-righteous and inherently distrustful group of people who envy all things American. Canadians are generally pale-skinned and stupid, and they enjoy taking something American (i.e. "Barnes & Noble") and making a shittier Canadian version of it (i.e. "Chapters"). A typical Canadian suburb is comprised of neatly situated dirt roads and igloos. Canada's chief exports are: (1) douche bags; and (2) donuts. Until recently, Canada was a great place for an American to buy a cheap hand job from a prostitute. However, due to the recent surge in the Canadian dollar, Canada has experienced a dearth of visits from the horny American men who once shot their superior American loads upon the faces and tits of Canadian whores.
Wow! Look at that self-righteous, stupid douche bag. I'm guessing he's Canadian because he is so pale and asshole-ish.
بواسطة Anthony08 مارس 5, 2008
1. Another word for a queer. 2. Wannabe Icelandic people.
Person 1 - I heard that guy was Canadian

Person 2 - Poor Guy
بواسطة Iceeeeeland اكتوبر 26, 2007
A group of people who live in the 51st state of the United States of America, aka Canada. Most Canadians do not know they are Americans and act startled when informed of this fact.Even though they are Americans they go out of their way to differentiate themselves. Generally stupider than most Americans. Canada is the only state with its own passport.

Would be smarter if they deported the French speakers.
Costa Rican Immigration: Hello sir, may I see you passport?
Canadians: Oh sure, just here to party and molest little ticas.
Costa Rican Immigration: OK,we love Americans.
Canadians: Wow!! I never knew we were Americans.
بواسطة The Cali Kid يناير 11, 2008
Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.
Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?
بواسطة Kyle يناير 3, 2005
Those that reside in canadia doon't cha knoow?
"Look at all those hosers with their hocky jerseys and missing teeth." "Must be canadians."
بواسطة PirateGuy فبراير 26, 2003

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