Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
بواسطة CompulsiveDribbler304 ابريل 8, 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
بواسطة the autonomous heartbeat مايو 29, 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
بواسطة chasedadcaptainds ابريل 3, 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
بواسطة Eris يونيو 22, 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
بواسطة non giron اكتوبر 1, 2012
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
بواسطة pootytang112 ابريل 27, 2009
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
بواسطة imonkey نوفمبر 24, 2006

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