Blue screen of death is god's subliminal "I FUCKING HATE YOU" message.
God: I FUCKING HATE YOU! *blue screen of death you comp before you save your 390473497hours worth of work*
Have a nice day. *angels sing*
what sees a Windows user most frequently
Wow, that's my 36343573th BSOD this day.
An annoying screen that windows users see at least once a day that kills everythig you were doing at the time
*drools over porn*
*blue screen of death pops uo*
In the bad old days before XP
, this was a frequent occurence on computers which ran on a Windows OS
. In some of the worst cases, you only had to look at the computer in a funny manner for the temperamental bastard to give you the Blue Screen Of Death
! It usually tells you some shit like "a fatal error has occured
" and gives you some mathematical gibberish. Basically, it means the operating system is rather shite and can't be arsed doing what you wanted it to do...
I remember a few years ago on my section at work we had this computer that gave us the Blue Screen Of Death so fuckin' often on a daily basis that I ended up decorating the monitor with the chequered tape we normally use on files if someone is terminally ill!
a simple error that happens to morbidly outdated or cheap PCs.
The solution to this is to restart the computer.
This particular error message has been hyped up by Mac users to legendary proportions.
i personally have experianced the Blue Screen of Death once in the last 14 years of using PCs.
I do not know anyone who experiances this error message on a yearly basis.
It happened when i got a major virus because i didnt get any antivirus.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! it crashed on me!
why do i get the blue screen of death!
A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!