Top Definition
An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.
Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.
بواسطة Doctor Salami يونيو/حَزيران 18, 2005
Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".
Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
#disease #nerve #eye #infection #outlook
بواسطة In The Wind 44 أغسطس/آب 8, 2012
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