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A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
بواسطة Mib 001 ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 19, 2003
Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
بواسطة Grim Reeker يناير/كانون الثّاني 27, 2015
a combination of bonkers & wanker.
He's a bit wonkers.
بواسطة d|mister أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 20, 2010
A wog wanker.
Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
بواسطة hodolee يناير/كانون الثّاني 31, 2009
means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
بواسطة not conceited مايو/أيار 29, 2006
Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"
IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"
بواسطة Tanoos نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 24, 2004
A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
بواسطة Wonker ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 2, 2003

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