Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.
She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.
بواسطة DJ Jaybee أغسطس/آب 26, 2004
A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously
Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk
#wank #fruedian slip #booty #innapropriate #sexual joke #innuendo
بواسطة Roxy Lalonde مايو/أيار 9, 2013
to have a wank and walk at the same time
fuck this im off for a wonk
#wonk #wonked #wonked off #walk #wank
بواسطة Tony Tibbs aka Tony Watson مارس/آذَار 7, 2008
a wank at work
Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk
#wonk #wank #work #bonk #donk
بواسطة Wonky the Donkey ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 15, 2011
A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.
Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.
#butt #cheek #lump #knob #bump #wink #wunk
بواسطة 0l1v3r clozoff ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 4, 2011
A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Because it's running!"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"
#wonk #wonky #wonked #wonkified #wonking
بواسطة Raúl E. Fernández نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 15, 2007
1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.
I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.
#wonkey #wonkie #woncked #crunk #simply ballin'
بواسطة Jess Sandy pants نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 17, 2006
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