A euphemism for a person who has no connection to reality due to the luxuries that 21st century first-world living has afforded him/her. Such a person is so detached from the order of the world that they seem to forget a lion would eat them without giving two shits about it. A common delusion of a vegan is that their obsession with abstaining from animal products is actually a form of compassion and love. My studies have shown this behavior to be no more than an ego boost to compensate for other areas in which they are inevitably exploiting and pillaging the earth's resources just like everyone else. Ultimately "veganism" is a psychological complex that confuses an egoistic idea with the natural order of the world.
(Two L.A. vegans at brunch)

Cindy: Oh my god, Doug, I feel so much better about myself for being a vegan!

Doug: That's the whole point, right?

بواسطة RibEyeSteak مارس/آذَار 3, 2009
Person who abstains from the pleasures of meat. Many vegans claim their diet makes them live longer; in reality it just seems longer
person 1. Who's that old, pale, sad dude that looks like he hates the world?

person 2: That's my son. He is a vegan.

بواسطة BBQ King ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 3, 2008
Native American word meaning: "Poor Hunter"
Hey Killed-a-Bear, give some meat to Walks-with-a-limp he's a Vegan.
بواسطة Atomicgrape إبريل/نَيْسان 29, 2008
A person who does not eat or wear any animal products including but not limited to meat, seafood, eggs, leather, wool, fur, dairy, and sometimes honey (although some vegans still eat honey) do to the horrible things humans do to these animals, most animals now are bred for there meat. While many people believe this to be an extreme and rather stupid diet, nutritionists say it's A-ok and some vegans get more protein then they really need. Nutrition tests show average vegans to have a 57% less chance of heat disease then a meat eater, while ovo-lacto vegetarians (a vegetarian that eats both eggs and dairy) only have 27% less chance. Vegans actually get more protein then they need, even the athletes, and it's possible to get too much protein.
Fat Bob: "All vegans are skinny little preps!"
DJ Sam: "What about that one guy from Good Charlotte? Vegan, medium sized, and piercings all over!"
بواسطة Zsky2 مارس/آذَار 25, 2006
1. Incisor-bearing organism in reeeeally serious denial. Won't even eat eggs or dairy produce because of the necessary infringement on the hard-won human rights of hens and cattle.

2. Someone who has just come 160,000,000,000,000 miles and is kinda hungry ... so watch out.
Here come the Vegans with their laser blasters and photon torpedoes.
بواسطة Fearman أغسطس/آب 3, 2007
One who thinks they make a change by wasting their own life with insane,and pointless rules while everyone else still eats meat,and wears whatever they want.
They also usually try to spread their movement like hardcore Christians and force others into believing in the same thing at any cost.
"Look at John,he's over there trying to convert those kids to vegan like he's some kind of missionary."
بواسطة MarcusMethadone يناير/كانون الثّاني 6, 2009
A Dietary choice refraining from the consumption of any animal product such as eggs, meat, or dairy.
Often associated with animal rights activist groups but having nothing to do with revolutionary acts or thoughts.
A diet. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Would you like a glass of milk with that?
"Naw thank you, I'm actually vegan."
بواسطة mrpete123 فبراير/شباط 6, 2007
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