Top Definition
A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.
Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.
#penis #premature #ejaculation #dud #sex #fail #noodle
بواسطة principessash أغسطس/آب 26, 2009
A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless
JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
#two minute noodle #trolleys #worthless #minimum wage #monkey #useless
بواسطة Pol Pothead مايو/أيار 30, 2014
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