Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
بواسطة Marshall Rousso أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 18, 2006
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He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.
Crossfire is now gone, thank god.
بواسطة MaxPowers إبريل/نَيْسان 19, 2005
Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.
"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."
بواسطة shorelines أغسطس/آب 16, 2005
Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..
بواسطة Brian Dillweed أغسطس/آب 30, 2011
Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.
بواسطة Samurai Sam سبتمبر/أيلول 29, 2006
A Dirty Sanchez in the shape of a bowtie. Among Blacks, this is known as a Farrakhan.
I was giving her a Dirty Sanchez but stayed hard long enough to give her the full Tucker Carlson.
بواسطة daniel69 أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 5, 2012

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