Top Definition
A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.
The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.
بواسطة Big Balla يوليو/تمُّوز 26, 2005
1.) A singer of "torch" songs; i.e. a female singer of passionate love songs

2.) An arsonist
1.) She was a half-decent torcher, but she was no Timi Yuro.

2.) He contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.
بواسطة Scroll Lock فبراير/شباط 6, 2008
Torcher is the best Canadian metal band ever. They are from Kitchener, Ontario and are known for sodomizing Ontarian eardrums.
guy 1 "Dude, Torcher was sick last night!"
guy 2 "What?! My eardrums have been sodomized."
guy 1 "Ha ha ha ha!"
بواسطة warcurse666 إبريل/نَيْسان 15, 2009
Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.
Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?
بواسطة MorchinLikeJimTorchen يناير/كانون الثّاني 13, 2012
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