Top Definition
The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.
I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.
بواسطة TheStackPatientZero ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 9, 2011
Abbreviation for 'The Haystack'...a slang term for the city of Hayward, California in the Bay Area.
"He's from the 'stacks".
بواسطة Jack-D مايو/أيار 19, 2009
The stacks is where college students go for a steamy sexy study break, usually during midterms and finals.
Steven: you at the library?

Katie: ya you?

Steven: meet me at the stacks

Katie: be there in 5!
بواسطة Jackrabbit88 يناير/كانون الثّاني 17, 2014
Combination of LSD & Ecstasy.
"Stacking" on the experience.
Bro, I'm totally using the stacks with my girlfriend later tonight!
via giphy
بواسطة Aaron The Money Maker يوليو/تمُّوز 10, 2016
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