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When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.
"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"
#slap #jizz #kinky #sex #hardcore
بواسطة Doucherocket Witcher ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 15, 2008
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Perhaps the most elusive sex move North of the Rio Grande. It is an act in which, after penile hand relief, a couple partakes in anal fornication. Generally, a saddle is placed on the back of the woman (or catcher in the case of a gay orgy) and animal noises are made by both partners. After the clan sex, the man deficates in a plastic Walmart bag, ties it off, and beats the woman sensless with it in a southern fashion.
Neighbor: "I heard some animal noises next door I think the Wilsons were doing the Texas Ranchhand"
Neighbor's Wife: "That explains the Walmart bag full of shit in our mailbox"
#hot carl #mannheim steamroller #arabian sandgoggles #plork #quab a twab
بواسطة MississipiSwampMonster يونيو/حَزيران 3, 2010
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