That babe is a Tessa.
بواسطة leumas95 ديسمبر 13, 2014
a dipshit friend who makes you feel bad most of the time
that girl is such a Tessa
بواسطة sexyguy1128 سبتمبر 23, 2014
an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
بواسطة Alex Stretch Miller ابريل 4, 2011
a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.
ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.
بواسطة tessasaurususus يوليو 21, 2010
A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
بواسطة guinea piglet اغسطس 19, 2010
Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."
بواسطة GaCaSm يونيو 15, 2010
A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.
dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!
بواسطة #45 farty يوليو 18, 2009

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