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TFD
TFD is an abbreviation for The Fucking Day. It is a logical extension of an age old saying with tge following format: The day x happens is the day y happens.
Highly applicable to countless scenarios, TFD can be used in abbreviated or elongated form. In the presence of a learned audience, it can be used as a standalone term or in the following format: TFD x happens is the day y happens.
Most fundamentally, TFD is used to draw attention to the extreme unlikelihood of the occurrence of an aforementioned event.
Example 1:

Friend 1: James Harden deserved to be named MVP over Stephen Curry
Friend 2: TFD, buddy! Curry was on another level this season!

Example 2:
Girl 1: He was trying sooo hard to hook up with you last night.
Girl 2: TFD I hook up with him! I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
بواسطة NOT ANNIE مايو 19, 2015
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TFD
The fucking day; to imply an occurrence or event is highly unlikely
Stacy: "I'm gonna drain this 3"
Joe: "TFD you make a shot, Stacy!"

"Let's go to McDonald's"

TFD I get McDonald's over In 'n Out
بواسطة stacys_dad مايو 26, 2015
That's For Damn Sure
(on instant messenger)

the house was all boarded up and dark; Kevin said let's go in, I said hell no i'm not going in there TFDS
بواسطة time2fly مارس 16, 2013
tfd
too fucking drunk
I am tfd right now; I can't deal with you.
بواسطة collegedrinker يوليو 31, 2011
TFD
TFD is an abbreviation for Trolling for Dick

'Trolling for Dick' is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
"Dude stop with the TFD."

"The girl is seriously TFD."
بواسطة The Moyer ابريل 7, 2010
TFD
ACRONYM for Total Fucking Disaster.
Toooie: "Hey, Tony, how'd ya do on the math final?"
Tony: "TFD, man, T.F.D. I'm gonna flunk."
بواسطة KablooeyToo ديسمبر 15, 2010
TFD
Thats Fucking Dumb
Keek: "I don't dress up for Halloween"
D's nuts: "How do you not dress up for Halloween? TFD!!!"
بواسطة NA&CH نوفمبر 2, 2011

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