Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.
Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
بواسطة BeeCade مارس/آذَار 15, 2009
In english currency a pound is a quid. squid is the plural of quid, and i dont know why.
A boke owes another bloke six quid. He goes up to this bloke with an octopus with a little tentacle bandadges up, and says, 'hello mate heres the sick squid i owe yu.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE?? Sick squid - six quid??????? the marvellous juxtaposition of... look, we jus call pounds squids. leave it at that. try and get n with people.
بواسطة Kate pasola hoooooooohaaaa يناير/كانون الثّاني 3, 2006
A person in the navy; usually used in a derogitory manner. (But seriously people...since when has serving your country become a bad thing?)
He's a fucking squid!
بواسطة lealea نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 8, 2003
A person who responds to anonymous sex/casual hookup ads posted on-line. Can be used in a general sense to describe people of either sex seeking either gay or straight sex, but is more commonly used to refer to older gay men responding to ads posted by younger men, whether or not they expect some kind of compensation.

A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."
Ted needed some extra cash and also was hoping to meet someone who could maybe point him to a better job, so he posted a few ads on Craigslist, trawling for squid. But with his lousy luck, he got busted by an undercover statie when he went to go blow some dude at a highway reststop.
بواسطة Gorganzola777 إبريل/نَيْسان 28, 2013
A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
بواسطة goneinaday مارس/آذَار 20, 2012
a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
your such a squid
بواسطة mdidley سبتمبر/أيلول 9, 2011
also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
بواسطة McMacHack ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 11, 2010

رسائل يومية مجانية

ضع بريدك الألكتروني في الخانة لتستقبل الكمات اليومية الشعبية مجاناً كل صباح!

رسائلنا ترسل من daily@urbandictionary.com. لن نرسل لك رسائل غير مرغوب فيها.

×