A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
بواسطة Ding Dong Mandolin إبريل/نَيْسان 5, 2015
Uncircumcised penis.
He has a squid.
بواسطة wcornelio أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 2, 2014
squid or squidy is a term used to describe a person or thing which is being overly unpleasant or needlessly difficult
"stop being a squid" when used to ask a person to stop the current action as it bother sum

"can you believe how squidy that person was being when i asked them for directions"
بواسطة omegashiva نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 29, 2011
person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.
ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.
بواسطة boloney pony نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 12, 2010
a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.
CJ is a squid and a half
بواسطة guidooooooo يناير/كانون الثّاني 17, 2010
1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
بواسطة joshykins69 مارس/آذَار 15, 2015
A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"
بواسطة LeCrimsonEcho يوليو/تمُّوز 16, 2014
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