When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
بواسطة RogueDeadGuy اغسطس 18, 2012
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
بواسطة The Real Egon Spengler ابريل 18, 2014
The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
بواسطة squeeterific ديسمبر 28, 2013
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
بواسطة morellocherry اغسطس 3, 2009
1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
That shit was fuckin' squeet!
بواسطة Milky-Vaj يونيو 9, 2008
Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.

Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."

"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
بواسطة LittleWinston مارس 26, 2010
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
My apartment is 800 squeet.
بواسطة CindyStank يونيو 28, 2007

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