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1.
Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
بواسطة emoscum مارس 8, 2006
 
2.
noun - ejaculate
She makes me want to cough my spoff.
بواسطة Anonymous سبتمبر 15, 2003
 
3.
Verb: to ejaculate.
You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
بواسطة Dan Fox اغسطس 13, 2003
 
4.
One giant step above poser
god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...
بواسطة Joseph Indelicato يناير 16, 2006
 
5.
West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!
بواسطة Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet نوفمبر 18, 2004