Top Definition
Head-exploding cuteness.
*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*
#spolrt #splotr #plort #slort #soplrt #splrt #explode #head #cute #cuteness #lolcats #cheezburger
بواسطة moosa17 أغسطس/آب 11, 2009
The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.
*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!
#splort #pumpkin #rape #ass #giraffe
بواسطة 0SED4X نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 6, 2013
When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").
Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
#splooping #splnarfing #danny tanner #sharting #blue cheese smoothie
بواسطة Splortzilla ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 4, 2011
the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.
بواسطة meredith يناير/كانون الثّاني 27, 2005
رسائل يومية مجانية

ضع بريدك الألكتروني في الخانة لتستقبل الكمات اليومية الشعبية مجاناً كل صباح!

رسائلنا ترسل من daily@urbandictionary.com. لن نرسل لك رسائل غير مرغوب فيها.

×