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When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.
I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.
بواسطة Airgazim أغسطس/آب 27, 2007
the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft
"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"
بواسطة misha lovelock يونيو/حَزيران 20, 2003
1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization
didnt u hear i want to sploink you
بواسطة haskinzzz59 يوليو/تمُّوز 7, 2009
To do what no mans has done before.....
you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink
بواسطة the connection مايو/أيار 4, 2003

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