To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
بواسطة Jelly Pumpernickel اكتوبر 4, 2012
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
بواسطة Choadalay-dee-heeee يناير 9, 2013
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
بواسطة Big-OH يناير 23, 2009
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
بواسطة Ja-mmin ابريل 24, 2005
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
بواسطة d to a the to the n-n-y فبراير 11, 2007
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
بواسطة big bob roberts jr the third سبتمبر 25, 2009
Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....
Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"
بواسطة Nocturnal Eccentric ديسمبر 29, 2009

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