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1.
In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
بواسطة dj gs68 اغسطس 9, 2003
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2.
A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
بواسطة IanTheLUEser ديسمبر 14, 2003
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3.
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
بواسطة Gizwidget نوفمبر 12, 2007
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4.
An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.
بواسطة Thousandinone فبراير 1, 2007
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5.
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
بواسطة Carynne No. يناير 18, 2007
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6.
While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
بواسطة maxwell tallman سبتمبر 8, 2010
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7.
The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.
In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.
بواسطة SirAnonymousIII ديسمبر 29, 2011
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