A thirteen y/o virgin who has never kissed a girl, or even had sex. He lives in Pakistan and has a two inch penis, if you are interested in this hunk of man please visit:
Twitch.tv/sodapoppin
"I have never had sex and I never will, but if I find a girlfriend within this video game then my life will be complete"
-Sodapoppin
بواسطة Bodybuildingx يوليو 3, 2012
Fucking a bitch with an inanimate object to convince her that your dick is larger than it actually is.

"Ahhh"

"Yea that's my dick"

"Dude, that feels like a soda can"

"Shut up"

"What?"

"(mumbles) That ain't no soda can blah..."

"What?"

"Nothing... I ain't soda poppin. What's for dinner?"
بواسطة the merf فبراير 5, 2007

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