أبحث عن أية كلمة، مثال: muddin
 
1.
The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
بواسطة Original King Kobra يناير 10, 2006
 
2.
Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)
بواسطة EdeenSaawr اكتوبر 14, 2011
 
3.
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
بواسطة Detective O'Gurkis مايو 13, 2006
 
4.
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
بواسطة Detective O'Gurkis مايو 13, 2006
 
5.
a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick
I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.
بواسطة Brennon Petrie نوفمبر 8, 2007