ابحث عن أية كلمة، مثل: cunt
 
1.
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
بواسطة Marshi يناير 21, 2004
 
2.
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
بواسطة paigezz ديسمبر 12, 2006
 
3.
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
بواسطة JungleWalkin' ديسمبر 9, 2010
 
4.
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
بواسطة aemsaxon ديسمبر 14, 2009
 
5.
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
بواسطة Ragnar Danneskjöld اكتوبر 18, 2008