FRODO: Come on, Sam.
2. When I was takin a piss, someone tipped the porter potty and I was shired in shit.
Please note: Gnomes in your Shire is a preference.
Common sayings include "we grew here, you flew here" - the idiots obviously don't realise that with the exception of aboriginal people, we all flew or sailed here in the last few hundred years. Laughing stock of sydney. If i was from there, i would lie about it.
Sutho idiot 2 "yeah, i heard there was some kids who weren't white, lets go bash em"
Sutho idiot 1 "yeah, lets go. Oh, if only hitler were still alive to see this"
Sutho idiot 2 "If Hitler was still alive he would totally live in the shire"