A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :

(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.
بواسطة Lord Cottonmouth مايو 16, 2010
When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.
"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."
بواسطة missgosohard اغسطس 23, 2014
Cleaning of ones nut sack with a Johnson & Johnson baby wipe to insure continued freshness throughout the night.
It's ok baby, I just schwabbed like ten minutes ago.
بواسطة Schableen اغسطس 28, 2015
interrogative: what? what do you mean or what did you say? often preceded by the alliterite "schwiggity"
Stan: "I think I saw your grandmother unicycling naked down Broadway."
Pete: "Schwiggity schwab?"
بواسطة Pete Sandusky مايو 4, 2006
a schwab is a family member that really gets on your nerves but you put up with there annoyingness because you love them
your lucky i love you schwab
بواسطة fullers a pedobear يونيو 6, 2010
the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.
"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"
بواسطة omganonymousname ديسمبر 23, 2008
A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.
Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.

What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.
بواسطة DCJAM يوليو 2, 2009

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