verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
بواسطة Kyle Faber اغسطس 17, 2007
Top Definition
A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
بواسطة Captain Correct يناير 12, 2008
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
بواسطة Smokin Ice Cube فبراير 14, 2009
A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
بواسطة Wesd مارس 3, 2008
a Crazy stalker.
That Schwab won't leave me alone!
بواسطة Towarnu يناير 1, 2010
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
بواسطة catastrophysics مايو 29, 2006
The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
بواسطة khsmile4 اغسطس 6, 2011

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