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when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows
gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate
بواسطة reorith سبتمبر/أيلول 11, 2006

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when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows
gina hates it when i give her a salty ninja, but she hates it more when i give her the salty pirate
بواسطة reorith سبتمبر/أيلول 14, 2006

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Lotsa space for your liquids.

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