When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.
This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.
بواسطة OneShot يوليو 25, 2012
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.
بواسطة Stephen "Salmon" Jones يناير 15, 2014
walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack
I about to go on a salmoning spree!
بواسطة hty912064 ابريل 16, 2010
Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.
I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.
بواسطة Theo D-S سبتمبر 18, 2007
Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.
بواسطة DaveTheToolMan اغسطس 27, 2007
Having anal sex while penetrated partner is experiencing diarrhea. Term comes from the action of a salmon swimming against the current.
"We had amazing sex last night after eating at that Mexican restaurant; he got a case of the squirts, so we started salmoning."
بواسطة Bottledspider فبراير 23, 2012
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*
بواسطة Joanna Barret Hound فبراير 20, 2012

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