The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.
"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)
بواسطة Alex The Mighty Canadian ديسمبر 7, 2005
A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.
Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.
بواسطة Evelyn Fasano اغسطس 18, 2009
a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
بواسطة ANNE and cookie يوليو 10, 2008
when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina
A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package
بواسطة SoCOR ديسمبر 11, 2010
(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.
After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.
بواسطة I.A.MM. سبتمبر 11, 2013
A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.
Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.
بواسطة Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns يوليو 22, 2009
when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
بواسطة travlax ديسمبر 17, 2010
When a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.

Sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. Usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. Easier to achieve on a solid surface.
I totally just quarfed. It's came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.
بواسطة ASTAN يونيو 1, 2014

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