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20.
A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"
A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?
بواسطة Xent نوفمبر 29, 2005
 
1.
Expression said to people who state the obvious.
No shit, Captain Obvious!
بواسطة Patti يوليو 12, 2003
 
2.
A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"
بواسطة i am so cool. نوفمبر 17, 2004
 
3.
To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
No shit, sherlock.
بواسطة smaq فبراير 22, 2003
 
4.
1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.
Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.
بواسطة niftymatt اكتوبر 16, 2005
 
5.
One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
بواسطة ToastedBread يوليو 6, 2011
 
6.
Obviously
Stating the obvious
Girl: We got our hair done!
Other Girl: No shit!
بواسطة SakuraSaku يونيو 2, 2007
 
7.
US Army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-

a) Are you giving me the facts?
b) I am telling you the absolute truth!
Get your gear together, there's been an attack on Headquarters and we're goin' out to hunt Charlie!
No shit?
No shit!
بواسطة Croatalin نوفمبر 7, 2013