Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.
Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.
بواسطة hahaa إبريل/نَيْسان 9, 2003
A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.
"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."
بواسطة Doyle سبتمبر/أيلول 6, 2004
A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!
بواسطة darkpassengerx سبتمبر/أيلول 2, 2008
In Paintball referring to some noob who doesn't think before doing anything such as when moving from one bunker to another.
I like to mow muppets.
بواسطة KRiso مايو/أيار 9, 2007
Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.
Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.
بواسطة Stompbox مايو/أيار 3, 2004
The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
بواسطة girlswho'sgothegoods مايو/أيار 30, 2016
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