the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse
بواسطة teh_lulz_SMD90 ابريل 14, 2010
1. an extremely sexy girl who every guy wants to fuck.

2. a girl who likes to party hard, she'll dance with you all night.

3. a girl you makes you hard than a cinderblock.

4. a girl who's quiet but loud with her friends, usually has brown eyes, is sexy and every guy wants her and she make you hard. she also is a party girl.

5. a girl who makes you jack off or have a boner.
"Hey Justin, did you see her?"

"Yea Sean, she was hott."

"Yea dude she's a Miracle."
بواسطة lalalaloveyoubabe اكتوبر 29, 2013
Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.
The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!
بواسطة etheranger فبراير 19, 2010
Something so positively remarkable as to evoke 'ooh's and 'aah's from all listeners.
It was a miracle that the baby was born and the mother survived considering the circumstances.
بواسطة acorn1 سبتمبر 20, 2009
An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.
A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.
بواسطة CaptainProcrastinate مايو 4, 2015
The equal of listening to justin bieber and survivng.
I just survived "BABY". THIS IS A MIRACLE
بواسطة spiderpussy ابريل 12, 2015
A breakdown in the laws of physics. If one happened, it would cause a lot of freaky weirdness and probably kill you, because we need physics to work to survive.
If gravity stopped working, you'd float into space and die because there's no air. Miracles are scary things.
بواسطة 3standarddevs يناير 11, 2011

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