the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:

#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos

# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt

The following are not:

#Fucking Scientists

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

--Insane Clown Posse
بواسطة teh_lulz_SMD90 ابريل 14, 2010
when your night out at the strip club, you went home safe and had one dollar left in the wallet.
I found a dollar in my wallet after night out at hungry I ,that's a fucking miracle !
بواسطة sinny L فبراير 19, 2009
Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.
The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!
بواسطة etheranger فبراير 19, 2010
A breakdown in the laws of physics. If one happened, it would cause a lot of freaky weirdness and probably kill you, because we need physics to work to survive.
If gravity stopped working, you'd float into space and die because there's no air. Miracles are scary things.
بواسطة 3standarddevs يناير 11, 2011
Any event that takes place outside of the laws of science and nature.
Moses parted the red sea, a miracle that would echo through the generations.
بواسطة cashyjohn اغسطس 8, 2010
Something so positively remarkable as to evoke 'ooh's and 'aah's from all listeners.
It was a miracle that the baby was born and the mother survived considering the circumstances.
بواسطة acorn1 سبتمبر 20, 2009
An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.
A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.
بواسطة CaptainProcrastinate مايو 4, 2015

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