The word awesome comes from the name Mike. Mike's have great taste in music food and the best kind of humor. Mike's are great guys, they seem to be able to fix anything and are very selfless and modest which is very attractive. Mike's voice is the hottest and they speak the clearest and when you hear a Mike speak your heart beat escalates and makes you melt. You can talk for hours and never run out of things to say or get bored. Mike's have the clearest eyes that when stared into make you lose your train of thought because they are so deep. Mikes an intellectual kind of man, the perfect mix of sweet and genuine.
Mike makes me smile all day my face hurts. What a guy.
بواسطة Mikes soulmate يونيو/حَزيران 29, 2016
The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
بواسطة MANIAC!? ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 1, 2013
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
بواسطة NoMike فبراير/شباط 18, 2013
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
بواسطة MikeHunt509 مارس/آذَار 16, 2014
Clueless, yet trainable.
Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
بواسطة SquishyG سبتمبر/أيلول 24, 2013
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
بواسطة LAdy gaga يونيو/حَزيران 20, 2012
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
بواسطة facon675309 أغسطس/آب 11, 2011
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