(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
بواسطة Gerwaq اكتوبر 9, 2013
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
بواسطة facon675309 اغسطس 11, 2011
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked
بواسطة purplepangolin مايو 17, 2007
An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
بواسطة kagdurban مايو 14, 2015
A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him
Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"
بواسطة Coolio kiddio سبتمبر 24, 2014
A female genitalia cleanser...
Mike's a douche...
بواسطة Dan Punk Rock France مايو 13, 2011
a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
بواسطة fillygirlie14 اغسطس 21, 2008

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