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The bassist of Green Day. Sexy. Hung.
Proof that there is perfection in this world.
بواسطة B.J. فبراير 9, 2005
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The very attractive and talented bass guitarist/backup vocalist of the punk rock band Green Day. Mike prefers to keep to himself and stay out of the spotlight. But quite frankly, the band couldn't do without him.
My favorite Mike Dirnt bass riff is the one from Longview.
بواسطة green narcotics يناير 10, 2006
Awesome, talented bassist from the awesome talented band Green Day! Hurrah! Likes to kicks major ass live onstage with his fellow band members. ROCK ON!!

Hes go da moooves...
"Now you know what catfish noodling is, what would you noodle... and where?":Mike on a GD web msg:
بواسطة Sarah H مارس 10, 2005
Got to love him he is soooooo hot i just got like 24 people to like green day and they all think the band members are HOT and they would all like to blow every one of them!! (Hee Hee Hee *blush* ha ha ha)
1. hottest guy on earth
2. best base player in the world
3. he expains him self!
بواسطة Nikki يناير 17, 2005
a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.
mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare
بواسطة a TRUE green day fan نوفمبر 22, 2004
Bass guitarist for Green Day

contrary to popular belief, HE is sexiest man alive, defeating his bandmate Billie Joe Armstrong
Mike Dirnt beats Billie Joe and Tre in everything, no ifs, ands or buts.
بواسطة CTDirnt نوفمبر 10, 2004
An awesome bassist for the pop-punk band Green Day. Had the bassline for their best song, "Longview", while on acid. Who else can do that?

Tre has fans because he's funny. Billie has fans because... I guess they think he's pretty hot. Not enough word is said about Mike though. He's an amazing bassist, though. He used to play the Gibson G3 bass but Tre Cool broke it by accident.

He even has his own bass: The Fender Mike Dirnt Precision and the Squier Mike Dirnt P Bass. If you want to play one though you should go with the Fender (not the Squier!)

Billie Joe and Mike were best friends from the early eighties.

Also... pretty sexy. Even guys think so.
Teenybopper: OMG LAWL GREEN DAY!!! THEY'RE SO HAWWT
Me: Agreed. Especially Mike. Tre's pretty cool too.
Teenybopper: Um. WTF are you talking about you silly duck! I'm a punx princess and listened to all the albums: from American idiot to 21st century breakdown and theres no song called "Mike" LAWL
Me: Mike... Is the bassist...
Teenybopper: OMG SUPER BASS *starts singing that shitty song* BTW a bass is just a shitty guitar. MIKE MUST BE THE WORST MEMBER OF THE BAND NO DOUBT
Me: *smacks that bitch across her fucking Prosthetic Head*

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”
“It's the end of the day, I've got my chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy.”
“Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.”

- Mike Dirnt
بواسطة drunkrabbitsandacdc,yay! اكتوبر 24, 2011

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