An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
بواسطة Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan يونيو 25, 2013
Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms.
I had the best trip of my life last night after i took some megans.
بواسطة Mushroom eater ديسمبر 6, 2011
A Megan is the funniest, nicest person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you and they always make you feel like a god. They'll hold your hand and laugh at your jokes (funny or not). They have the best sense of humor (laughing at random things like squeaky tables, chucks, and even axe murders). They're great to have by your side (especially if your a guy) and often times, A Megan will go great With a Chris.
Example: My Megan
بواسطة Tim ;) فبراير 12, 2010
Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.
Don't be a MEGAN!
بواسطة lol@yourlife يناير 21, 2015
Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.
Don't be a MEGAN!
بواسطة lol@yourlife يناير 21, 2015
The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"
Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

بواسطة DImberman مايو 25, 2008
Megans have many secrets to hide that are hard to tell. They try to find a way to let their friends know what is going on.
Megans usually have amazingly beautiful eyes (blue or green). One could get lost in her eyes forever, and never want to escape.
Even if they are going through a hard time, Megans will always lend a helping hand and will listen to your troubles and/or problems.
They dispise drama, but sometimes find a way of getting sucked into it.

Megans are beautiful on the inside and out, yet never really realize their true beauty.
Melissa: Megan, you look great today!
Megan: ...No I don't. *sigh*
بواسطة gottchess ديسمبر 27, 2009
A dumb female who tries to overuse her small amount of power. Hated often by all of her colleges and coworkers and has probably committed some sort of terrible crime. Creepy looking and usually very socially awkward. Always has some sort of a weird tick. Very stupid and oblivious.
Look at that Megan she is such an idiot!
بواسطة Mega hater مارس 22, 2014

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