hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
بواسطة anon مارس/آذَار 27, 2005
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A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.
بواسطة harry flashman يوليو/تمُّوز 14, 2003
when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread

a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch
i.e Lady cat you're loafing!

i.e What are you doing today?

Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment
بواسطة Loaferdoodle يونيو/حَزيران 5, 2009
Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?
"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"
بواسطة Agent Smith مايو/أيار 24, 2003
Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.
"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"
بواسطة Clearly Me سبتمبر/أيلول 24, 2009
This is another word for chill, or relax. The most awesome fucking synonym for those words you will ever hear. It will make you wanna LOAF.
Person 1- Sup dude, you never texted me back the other day.

Person 2- Sorry man, I was too busy loafin!
بواسطة Punglejizzcakes أغسطس/آب 28, 2009
Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason
Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.
بواسطة Dark3n_angel أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 19, 2009
A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.
TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too
بواسطة CeleryMan يونيو/حَزيران 30, 2012
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