hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
بواسطة anon مارس 27, 2005
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A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.
بواسطة harry flashman يوليو 14, 2003
when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread

a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch
i.e Lady cat you're loafing!

i.e What are you doing today?

Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment
بواسطة Loaferdoodle يونيو 5, 2009
Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?
"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"
بواسطة Agent Smith مايو 24, 2003
Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.
"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"
بواسطة Clearly Me سبتمبر 24, 2009
This is another word for chill, or relax. The most awesome fucking synonym for those words you will ever hear. It will make you wanna LOAF.
Person 1- Sup dude, you never texted me back the other day.

Person 2- Sorry man, I was too busy loafin!
بواسطة Punglejizzcakes اغسطس 28, 2009
Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.
بواسطة Dark3n_angel اكتوبر 19, 2009
to become bread.
I got bored, so I loafed. Now I smell delicious.
بواسطة Instasistas69 اكتوبر 19, 2012

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