To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers' hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you that's why.
"If Jaime knocks one more beer out of my hand, I'm going to kemp the shit out of him."

"If Riley doesn't stop talking about how great the Liberal Party is, I'm absolutely kemping his ass."
بواسطة aquaholic_anonymous يوليو/تمُّوز 23, 2013
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An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'

That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!
بواسطة GDKII نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 25, 2005
KEM-ps
N.

A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?

KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
بواسطة iThizz يوليو/تمُّوز 13, 2006
A customized automobile, usually full bodied, not a hotrod. Sometimes misspelled as "kimp", these cars are also called lead sleds due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.
Groovy kemp, dad, can I get a ride ?
بواسطة Rockadoodle فبراير/شباط 2, 2011
An alcoholic beverage created by two students Mr K. And Mr D. Half a pint of thatchers, half a pint of red bull, and as much vodka as you need.
James was killing it with the Ladies, kemp coursing through him.

10/10 - M Jackson

'A gift sent from God himself' - the Honey Badger
بواسطة The Real Mr K. ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 18, 2015
When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards
Johnny: Dude, I heard Leon gave Jenny a Kemp the other day!
George: That's fucking nasty, dude!
بواسطة Deedee2233 ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 20, 2013
A coagulation or Buildup of vaginal fluid that turns into a damp gelatinous state during intercourse and collects on the base of a man’s penis and balls.
I was fucking becky so long I had a significant amount of kemp on my nuts after we were done.
بواسطة greenMarine يوليو/تمُّوز 17, 2012
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