Kelly is a typical name for a basic bitch who is very confusing and not very convenient. If you date her she hates your friends, says she loves you but she tells her friends she doesn't. She's either white or asian. She WILL break up with you and act like its nothing. But when you get with someone else she'll regret leaving you. She hates her middle name. She has stupid names for pets. Your bestfriend dates her cousin but she's as crazy as her. Technically she's a bitch, and has a "bitch face".
Guy: Who are you flipping off?!?

Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
بواسطة OddLuck نوفمبر 7, 2014
An ugly ogre, who finds a suitable boyfriend to take care of her and here blind, retarded brother. Be careful, she will steal your baby. Shes also attracted to bananas
Kelly at all my tacos
بواسطة JackDaniels123 يونيو 26, 2014
A common name for the female gender that originates from countries such as Ireland, England, and Scotland. Although many people with the name Kelly can have good qualities, some typical and common qualities they can acquire include: an IQ lower than 0, overly large lips, platinum blonde hair (that depicts the stereo type "dumb blonde" quite well), an quiet but obvious obsession with sex, and a very aggressive addiction with lying. Just your everyday white trash white lie white girl.
omg, your such a kelly

did you hear what kelly did to thomas last weekend? I heard they did it a bush behind the high school
بواسطة blackmamba101 ابريل 29, 2014
A girl who usually can tell her ass from her elbow, she is the nicest girl you could ever meet. She has poor choice in men and tend to have a great ass comparable to a stripper. She usually is the group bitch in any situation weather it's with friends or family. It's proven redheaded Kelly's tend to love ugly gremlins who are sent away after being beat with an ugly stick. So if you date a red haired Kelly your fugly.
She so ugly Kelly wouldn't date her.

Kelly's vagina smells worse then poop on the sidewalk in July.
بواسطة Thawktor اغسطس 1, 2013
A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.
Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.
بواسطة KermitT.Frog اكتوبر 24, 2011
name commonly given to the girl who always eats the last funion just as you're about to reach into the bag and claim it.
Kelly wtf that was my funion! Mine!
بواسطة anon8001 فبراير 10, 2010
Slang for vagina.
Dude, I wanna fuck her kelly so bad!
بواسطة Fluffy Rex يوليو 10, 2011

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