To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
بواسطة Yossarian8 مايو/أيار 12, 2004
Using ones erect penis against another person or friend with an erect penis and running at full speed at each other and whoever gets stabbed by the erect penis loses.
"Oh man my stomach has an enormous bruise from when your dick hit me at our last jousting session"

"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"
بواسطة Negro Flakes مارس/آذَار 3, 2009
to take a long "stick" a put it in some one's face
Many people want to joust me
بواسطة chunx نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 3, 2005
pain to another organism
i will joust you!
بواسطة drew مايو/أيار 2, 2003
The act of two people whipping out their dick and fighting each other only using the dick.
Best Friend 1 - Hey dude want to joust in my room?
Best Friend 2 - Sure I'm going to shrek you!
بواسطة TheJouster9/11 يونيو/حَزيران 21, 2016
An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.
بواسطة TrevorK89 إبريل/نَيْسان 25, 2015
when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.
Can I joust you tonight?
بواسطة Rayne95 ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 29, 2014
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