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When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
بواسطة TheNoTouchyCummer أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 12, 2009
When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
بواسطة NorsemanMN يناير/كانون الثّاني 4, 2015
The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.
Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!
بواسطة Amazing_Tangerine مارس/آذَار 11, 2015
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
بواسطة SoAn14 ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 7, 2010
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
بواسطة jackhammer300 إبريل/نَيْسان 15, 2014
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
بواسطة $e9a إبريل/نَيْسان 7, 2009
Being lied to all the mother fucking time
Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.
بواسطة Ppinme69 مارس/آذَار 19, 2015
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