When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
بواسطة TheNoTouchyCummer اكتوبر 12, 2009
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
بواسطة SoAn14 ديسمبر 7, 2010
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
بواسطة $e9a ابريل 7, 2009
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
بواسطة Jackhammer300 ابريل 15, 2014
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
بواسطة ArchosDome اكتوبر 5, 2010
The act of befriending a male in order to establish a relationship with a friend or acquaintance he has contact with.
"I've been Joshed! It turns out that the new girl Kathy was friendly to me, just to get to my friend Kosta."

“I’m sorry Mark that I kept my relationship with your friend Spiro a secret, we wanted to wait and see if the relationship became serious before we told you. I just don’t want you to feel that you were Joshed.”
بواسطة P&B فبراير 2, 2007
i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.
"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"
بواسطة au9hbfua9dh يناير 8, 2008

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