Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts
Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
بواسطة Quincy Morris مارس/آذَار 14, 2008
Can you define these popular missing words?
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
بواسطة theSuperJesus أغسطس/آب 31, 2005
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
بواسطة Kelly يونيو/حَزيران 15, 2006
F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
بواسطة Forced Earphones يوليو/تمُّوز 4, 2009
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."
بواسطة godawgs مارس/آذَار 23, 2006
jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
بواسطة Big Moop سبتمبر/أيلول 14, 2008
short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
بواسطة ColumbusBuck أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 29, 2007