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To be stabbed.
"Get jooked with a spike!"
بواسطة Kadava سبتمبر 25, 2003
jooked means stabbed
"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"
بواسطة ^-^ ابريل 15, 2006
Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
بواسطة Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes ديسمبر 26, 2006
in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out
harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
بواسطة jim anthonyg يوليو 10, 2008

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